An introductory post

Hi, I'm the eponymous mermaid. I'm 24, I study English, and none of this matters, because if you're reading this, you probably already know me. I named the blog after a song by MGMT because I was listening to MGMT when I chose the name and I was lazy and out of ideas. I'll be going to Orlando Florida, New York, Las Vegas Nevada, and San Francisco, San Diego and Los Angeles California, and I'll be gone for about five weeks. I want an immortal play-by-play of how my I'm-going-to-find-myself-on-this-trip-maaaaaan is going to go down so I have something to look back on when I'm old and gray and probably curmudgeonly and conservative. I'll be leaving on the 15th of June and will probably return home on July 20th if I don't end up marrying a rich record producer while in Los Angeles. Sayonara!